Earlier today I had to shit, so I thought to myself, "What if I took a shit and masturbated ay the same time?" I had earlier read someone's post about doing the same thing, so I decided to try it myself .
Here I am on the toilet, waiting for the shit to come out. I am fapping, but at the same time I have to make sure I don't accidentally cum before the shit parts from my arse.
But then jizz comes out pouring everywhere, and I mean EVERYWHERE, and then the real problem comes: I'm constipated. So now I'm squeezing out minutes of my life,, hoping no one's near the door. Good thing I locked it.
Then in a split second, it slips out. I gave a sigh of relief.
So I got up, looked around me, and saw semen on the toilet, in the toilet, on my pants, on my left-hand, everywhere. I took some toilet paper and cleaned it all up.
Now, you may be asking, will I ever do this again? And my answers yes, my boy, fuck
yes.
